All BMB tattoos are skin-safe waterslide film, tested and certified non-toxic under toy and cosmetics safety standards in the UK, US, Canada, EU, and Australia. Certificates available on request if you're the paranoid type.

Absolutely. All orders are shipped in plain packaging with no branding. Your bank statement will simply show “BMB STORE” - no mention of kink, domination, or anything else that might raise eyebrows. Your secrets (and your sub’s) are safe with us.

Yes - they’re designed to be safe and gentle.

BUT if you’ve got a history of skin reactions or allergies, test one on a small area first.

and no, don’t stick it inside anything, you filthy animal.

Do not apply to sensitive or damaged skin.

Easy: clean area, peel, press, wet, and wait.

Every pack comes with full instructions, but it’s your job to read them.

Bad applications are your fault - not ours. not sorry.

Apply small amount of baby oil or micellar water for one minute. Then gently rub off using a warm, damp cloth.

Wash the remaining oil off with soapy water and pat skin dry.

Do not scrub like a feral gremlin - it’ll irritate your skin and you’ll look like a rashy little regret.

Gentle, like your dom’s patience.

Yes, and you must.

Enter your dom’s name, title, or social handle exactly how you want it printed.

Typo? that’s what you’re stuck with. and honestly? you deserve it.

Absolutely not.

These are custom, skin-contact products.

We do not offer refunds or exchanges - no matter how bratty your excuses are.

You ordered it. now own it.

Depends where you put it and how filthy you are.

Typically 2–5 days, longer with careful application and minimal rubbing (yes, we see you).

Applying a thin layer of vaseline can help to extend the life in some cases.

You can always reapply - that's half the fun, bitch.

Yep. We send your shame worldwide. 🌍

Just check shipping times and prices at checkout - international orders may take longer, so plan ahead.

Oh, absolutely - if you’ve got the dominance to back it up.

Our affiliate program is built for doms who want to mark their subs and make bank doing it.

You earn cash every time someone buys your pack - simple, slutty, and passive as hell.

👉 [Apply on the homepage] and claim your cut.

Don't wait. Your bitches are already buying - might as well get paid.

Because it’s not a discount code - it’s a partner code. There’s no money off, because this isn’t about saving. It’s about submission.

These codes are used to track your purchase and make sure your dom gets paid for putting their name on your skin.

You’re not getting a deal - you’re proving who you belong to. and yes, every time you use their code, they earn from it. 🖤

Yes!

We love hearing what you want branded on your skin… especially if it's humiliating. You can send in ideas, phrases, kink themes, or full custom requests via our contact us page or email Hello@brandmybitch.com

We're happy to produce custom one-off tattoos, provided they're original, don't infringe on anyone's copyright, and are legal. Keep in mind:

• We're more likely to say yes if it's hot, original, or really pathetic 💋
• Not all suggestions will be made - if it's not original, breaches copyright, or isn't legal, it's a no
• One-off commissions are yours - if you're paying for a custom tattoo made just for you, that's exactly what it is. It won't be reused or resold.
• Got a idea or theme rather than a full commission? Send it in anyway - if we love it, we might turn it into a future pack (with credit, if you're lucky)

✨ Custom Dom packs and collabs are also available - especially if you're a Dom with a following. Wanna make a line just for your subs? Slide into our inbox, daddy.